PolyAmateur Hour

I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz

It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "Unhinged." Also! The 'cule recites their fan mail for the praise kink on "DM Sliders." Don't you want to join?

Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché

Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires it's own backlash from Genesis. We'd like to think it's the Phil Collins era. 

These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!

Switch Beds...NOW!

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to know if they're a Laurel, a Daniel, or a Nichole-in-the-Middle when it comes to long-distance love. Finally, it's a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" of the disturbingly common genre of polycule recruitment flyers on telephone poles. Go figure!

Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? — With Steady Polyamory

What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute hour. She sticks around to answer an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to switch from neutral into SEX GEAR. Came to the right place. But first! It's show tunes galore, on toe-tappin', finger-snappin' "Is This Poly" about all the wonderful girls who can't say no. 

Oops We Killed Feminism

2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a very special "Spit Toasting" for Laurel's bestie. Let's hope she doesn't pass out.

Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint

You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone to Pick." 

Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe

It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows to ever curdle the airwaves. Why? Why???? 

The Manosphere, for Girls!

If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?

These Underwear Are Dead to Me

It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen the new official anthem for the town of Brighton! Also, also! Nichole gets remixed TWICE — once for her baffled wonder and once for channeling all the rage of the Old Testament angels.