PolyAmateur Hour

Hot Girl Haunted Mansion Summer

It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs. 

His and Hers Cuck Chairs

Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" because we're needy. 

Dick Touch Time Travel — With Rossy

It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait, what is Aaron Burr doing here? 

Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit

It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on "Ask the Amateurs." And stop the presses! A piece of Dr. Phil smut has hit the inbox in time for an emergency session of "DM Sliders." But first! Witness the savagery of the Threagle when Wimpy Cancer threatens one of their own. NOT IN OUR NEST! 

Tennis Is Cheating — With Leanne Yau a.k.a. Poly Philia

What's better than a polyamory podcast? 69 installments of a polyamory podcast. On this very oral episode: Leanne Yau of @polyphiliablog crosses the pond for a "Practical Poly" about therapy, degradation kink, and the Zendayagram between. She sticks around for "Is This Poly?!" serving hot takes on Lily Allen's new diss ALBUM about "Stranger Things" star David Harbour. But first! The 'cule investigates the scandal of threagle erasure among the pigeon people on the long-awaited second edition of "Animal Magnetism." 

Houston Booty Buffet — With Estevan the God

It's the polyamory podcast with hot singles. In the musical sense. On this episode: Houston's best and gayest rapper, Estevan the God, drops in to talk classic H-Town hip hop in a chopped and screwed edition of "Is This Poly?!" He sticks around to establish an all-new segment (based on ancient wisdom!) with "Ass-trological Whore-oscope." You're welcome.  

The Temu Bette Midler — With Poly!

It's not the polyamory podcast you ordered — but it's the polyamory podcast you deserve. On this episode: Adult content creator and sex worker Poly! offers to do us, and our taxes, in an all-nude edition of "Practical Poly." (How would you know? It's audio!) But first! The 'cule responds to the news — and the diss track — from the Vatican in a very Pope-y edition of "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Oh, and there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" about adding your dating-profile uniqueness to our own. Because we're thirsty like that. 

Relationship Oligarchy — With Mack Lee

It's the only polyamory podcast that will confront the truth of Teddy Ruxpin's problematic turn to the right. On this episode: Comedian and rival variety show host Mack Lee drops in for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" featuring your surrogate swinger grandparents. But first! The 'cule try to get their needs met in a "Poly Pyramid Scheme." And before THAT?? They drop an accidental-on-purpose "Shit Daniel Does." For dessert, we get an "Ask the Amateurs" all about your hosts' exes. Ewwwww.

In This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled Love

If you're close enough to be reading this, you're polyamorous — and you're on our podcast. On this episode: Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops in for a "Practical Poly" that puts the Ohhhh in the Big Four Oh. She goes for another round, so to speak, in a synth-rich, 80s themed "Is This Poly?!" Witness our hairspray, smoke machines, and lasers! But first! Feast upon our amuse bouche of "DM Sliders," which is an actual tear jerker. And that's not even a dirty joke. 

Those Unnerving Moon-Faced People — With Alex Alberto

That unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! Nichole shares a "Poly Mindf**k" with the whole polycule as the recipient. A lot a songs in this one. Bring your dancin' shoes.