PolyAmateur Hour

Everyone's a Little Pedro-Sexual

Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."

Codependent Cat in the Hat

The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." 

We Won This Spatula at the Puppet Slam

It's the polyamory podcast that thinks it could really do standup, but should probably keep its day job. On this episode: A Stubert from New York accepts the Amateurs "Invitation to Love," and receives a dating profile makeover he cannot return for credit. A Stubert from Down Under spends more type with her meta than her amour and needs the 'cule to tell her "Don't worry about it," on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel brings in a jealous-of-ghost story for a Spooky Crisp edition of "Monogamy, R U OK?"

Weird Little Gay Sex Demon — With Annie Undone

The weird little polyamory podcast that plants crave. This is THAT episode: Annie Undone out-chaos-muppets the chaos muppets as a specially deputized Van Helsing on an EPIC "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Then the 'cule does a quick "Reed Alert," and we're out. But you won't go away hungry. Slurp. 

Dick: Fact or Fiction?

It's a polyamory podcast AND a dessert topping. On this episode: Zoey reveals her toxic-monogamy colors on the inaugural installment of "A Story About Our Dogs." Nichole questions the very existence of dick on "Bone to Pick." Laurel shares a wholesome/unwholesome three-bears story on "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." The polycule gets railed by a extra-long question on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a loud-hat cult to the courtroom for "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." 

I Should Have Been a Shrimp Dentist — With Shrimp Teeth / Sam Cat

It's the only polyamory comedy podcast you have to choose from. On this episode: The fantastic Sam Cat, creator of Shrimp Teeth, joins the 'cule for a session of "Practical Poly." She actually sticks around for "Ask the Amateurs," where a Stubert asks about our poly "aha moments." And she STILL hasn't bailed for "Is This Poly?!" despite our subjecting her to the seizure-inducing anime "100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really Love You."

I Trust You Because You're Chained to the Radiator

It's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"

4000 Men CAN Be Wrong

The sluttiest of all possible polyamory podcasts. On this episode: The 'cule enters the news biz with the inaugural installment of "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." They conjecture about the possible existence of the Ghost Wife on "Ask the Amateurs." And on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," they take a long hard look at what it will take to break the cycle of lingerie-fueled madness. 

Astral Rejection

The polyamory podcast that's not your freaking therapist. Nichole shares a "Bone to Pick" about a Steely Dansplainer who has somehow reached 40 without understanding HSV. Laurel brings a question from a newbie Stubie to "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel goes full-on red-string theory on the B-52's "Love Shack," bayyyyyy-beeeeeeee. Love Shack, baby. 

Erotic Fran-Fic

It's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons & Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's impossible to tell the difference between the ostensibly hot wife and her cloned unicorn-in-residence on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."