PolyAmateur Hour

Mrs. Doubtfiring Your Date Night

The 'cule declares a "Reed Alert" in an attempt to get Australia to talk to them. Daniel checks out Tinder dudes and plays with his John De Lancie on "Invitation to Love." Everyone unchecks all the first-date boxes on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel kink shames rope bunnies for taking up floor space on "Bone to Pick."

Put on Your Confidence Thong

The PolyAmateurs speak to Florida MAN and Florida MAN speaks back on "My Own Poly Idaho." They answer the question "Is it better to be poly and hierarchical than to never be poly at all?" on "Ask the Amateurs." And finally, they turn a merciless eye toward Daniel's dating profile — and his "disgusting sex drive" — on "Invitation to Love."

Our Kinks Include Stadium Architecture

On this week's "Is This Poly?!" the answer is once again, "Nooooooooooo!" A Stubert deals with FOMO (Fear Of Marriageable Others) on "Ask the Amateurs." The polycule issues tickets for Boating While Vaping on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." 

My Mother Will Eat You Now

Laurel forces a new segment in "Bone to Pick," and demands her jingle tribute. Daniel's Feeld match decides she'd rather be a Stubert in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole bristles at Billy's bad bangs in an Ally McBeal edition of "Is This Poly?!"

The Angry Nichole Episode

Nichole is simply annoyed by the Penn & Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks. 

Every Time I Get Married...

Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"

Under Threat of Kindness

Laurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE. 

Tiny Tomatoes! Tiny Tomatoes!

On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"

Poly Sharks Vs. Poly Jets

On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes. 

Show Them Your Joy and Your T*ts

Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."