PolyAmateur Hour
The messiest, most chaos-muppety, funniest polyamory podcast on the block. Constant digressions! Wild stories! Musical interludes! Savage takedowns of dumb reality shows! Whether you’re polyamorous, consensually non-monogamous, a swinger, or a curious monogamous person, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, dadaist life-coaching, and sex tips that are actually practical jokes. Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel are a real life polycule (don’t stare!) but they aren’t a throuple — and they are here to teach you the difference. But this is a variety show — for people who love variety — and that means that every episode offers a different lineup of equally pointless segments. ”Is This Poly?” reviews polyamorish moments in pop culture, including Star Trek, Janelle Monae, and that Wonder Woman triad movie. ”Unicorn Hunter-Hunters” rates the profiles of hopeful unicorn hunters, sometimes kindly. ”Ask the Amateurs” features a small amount of relationship advice and a large amount of talk about Muppets, bandit museums, ’60s cults, and Jewish cooking. There are a lot more — but we like to surprise. Drop us anonymous question at PolyAmateurHour.com Reach out to us directly at PolyAmateurHour@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @PolyAmateurHour
Episodes

Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
On this week's "Is This Poly?!" the answer is once again, "Nooooooooooo!" A Stubert deals with FOMO (Fear Of Marriageable Others) on "Ask the Amateurs." The polycule issues tickets for Boating While Vaping on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Laurel forces a new segment in "Bone to Pick," and demands her jingle tribute. Daniel's Feeld match decides she'd rather be a Stubert in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole bristles at Billy's bad bangs in an Ally McBeal edition of "Is This Poly?!"

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Nichole is simply annoyed by the Penn & Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks.

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"

Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
Tuesday Jan 07, 2025
Laurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE.

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"

Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes.

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."

Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha.

Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family.