PolyAmateur Hour

Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe

It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows to ever curdle the airwaves. Why? Why???? 

The Manosphere, for Girls!

If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?

These Underwear Are Dead to Me

It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen the new official anthem for the town of Brighton! Also, also! Nichole gets remixed TWICE — once for her baffled wonder and once for channeling all the rage of the Old Testament angels. 

Is It OK if My Emmys Watch? — With Rachelle Cochran

The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that explains why Oscars are more prestigious (waaaayyy better sex toys, obvi). But first! It's an "Ask the Amateurs" where the 'cule prescribes a hasty lowering of expectations for the Stubert. After all, they're already listening to this podcast. 

The Opposite of a Bad Man Is a Good Pie

Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship cops against America's Naked Grandparents. 

Save the Slutty Whales — With Evita Sawyers

Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An "Ask the Amateurs" about finding time to bang. And afterwards! It's an "Animal Magnetism" about swinger belugas (in the deep blue sea, they swing so wild and they swing so free). 

Congratulations! You Won a Dingus Loser.

Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're depraved. 

Everyone Is Jealous of My Dog — With Ryan Cassata

Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateurs" about spiritual, nature-minded straight men in mountain towns. You know, dirt bags. 

I Would Hurt You but I'm Sleepy

You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH OUR MINDS.) 

I Definitely Don't Have a Secret Burner Phone — With Ashley Ray

But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!