PolyAmateur Hour

Monogamy? In This Apocalypse?!

Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. 

Naked Moonwalking This Way

It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. 

My Penis Name Is Stallion — With Annie Undone

This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans. 

Be Goo, Do Crime: a Las Vegas Special — With Wynde Priddy

It's our 50th episode! It's our first ep recorded on location at Star Trek Las Vegas! It's the return of the great Wynde Priddy of The Greatest Generation! It has more music than we should have responsibly tried to make in one week! And it's a PODCAST about POLYAMORY — so that's two reasons why we're not wearing pants. On this episode: The 'cule tells the story of Dean, the Boomer Uberist who knows how to fix the houselessness crisis — and everything else — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Special Guest Wynde Priddy goes gooey for Odo on a Deep Space 9 edition of "Is Star Trek Poly?!" And canonical FOD Defested wows us with tales of Wisconsin, and his booming baritone, on "My Own Poly Idaho." Wow. That's a lot. 

Kitchen Floor Poly — With Alex Alberto

It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."

The Turkeys ARE What They Seem

It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"

Tie-Me-Up Tuesday — With Poly Poly Oxen Free

It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."

Bring Me My Breakup Candy! — With Annie Undone

It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!" 

Life Begins at Booty Hole — With Mx. Dahlia Belle

It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh. 

Wearing Crocs... and Nothing Else — With Courtney Brame

It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.